Kim Kardigan's bottom
Before I start this fully correct prophecy about a major problem in our society, I know I am going to complete and act out a stereotype of my personality that many of you enjoy. So I hope this fulfils your expectations. Simply I don’t get it. I will explain it like this. I am quite different to both my sisters. If you know my family well this will be easier for you to picture. My...
Classic teenager posing with Bacardi Breezer
I’ve been quite proud of this blog recently. God knows why. Its crap. But then you’re reading it, so it must be amusing. Anyway, I thought, before this goes out & creates my inevitable social murder, I’d better make sure I don’t embarrass myself and show it to a few mates. I showed it to Max Prais. He called me self indulgent. Alright. Fair enough. However he also...
That rapper is so poignant– Aron Keller
Man, that's bare funny
Tonight’s been interesting. I sat round a table in the Spaniard with a few mates. We were organising another mate’s birthday and just having general banter. Not directed at me for once. Just general. Anyway, as the conversation turned to uni offers, I enclosed my latest rejection; Bristol. ‘Man thats peak.’ ‘Sorry?’ Its not that I’m some arrogant...
The First Anticipated Post
To be honest, I’ve always thought blogs were decadent. A place where lads, or ladies, who weren’t poets, singers or musicians could have a stage. But that’s not the reason to call it decadence. The prime reason is that they - the blogger - believe they’re opinion is always right. How obnoxious. But then why am I writing one? To be honest, I am normally right. But then...